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A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.
“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.
My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.
The act of putting a girl in a Tripod while having sex
Mike: You know that new girl Mira?
Tyler:Yeah what about her?
Mike: last night she came over to my place and we started having sex and I put her in a reversed turkey!
Tyler: Really! I've wanted to tap that from the moment i saw her
A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
Friend of a bush pig, name for the second ugly woman when they are travelling in a pair. This is an Australianism or Aussieism.
In walks this Bush Pig and her friend was a Scrub Turkey!