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A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.
Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!
Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.
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Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female
For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."
To be completely hammered drunk.
Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.
The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis
After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!
When the loser of an "All-In" online poker hand has a one word text outburst like "Fu$k", "River" or "Bye" as he is eliminated from the game.
Once Ham loses this All-In I'm looking forward to his Hamming Out message in dispair to those remaining at the table.
To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.
Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!
Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!