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1. Town in NE Alberta, Canada, 300 km. from civilisation. Pop. approx 12,000 dumb asses working either on the Air Force Base located there or in the oil and gas sector. There's a Native Reserve as well.
2. Town is a total dive. If you are in the Air Force of any NATO country and your unit is sent to Exercise Maple Flag held annually in this syphillis infested shithole, go AWOL. An AWOL charge is easier to deal with than spending 2 to 6 weeks in the chlamydia capital of Canada.
3. Locals are Xenophobic imbeciles. Probably due to inbreeding. Great place for fat chicks to act as though they are attractive. Most of them are gold diggers. If you are going there to make big bucks working in the oil sector, beware of the local women. Teenage pregnancies are common there, and the women are losers who could never possibly achieve anything on their own, so watch your wallet. They have turned back the clock on women's equality by about 50-60 years.
3. They love trucks. They don't carry anything in them other than cinder blocks, sand bags and empty cans of Pilsener or Lucky Lager.
4. They think mullets are cool.
5. Going to Wal-Mart is a family outing.
6. The local fighter pilots see themselves as an aristocratic warrior caste when in fact they are the only ones in the Canadian Forces not doing anything. Meanwhile, everyone else is in Afghaninstan.
7. There are on average 2 bars. Sometimes 3, depending on how long the place stays open until the managers waste all their money buying coke and crystalmeth for the local prostitutes.
8. Cold Lake sucks.
Person 1 "Dude, where the hell are we?"
Person 2 "Cold Lake, Alberta"
Person 1 "What a shit hole"
Person 2 "No kidding, better double bag it"
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(lak smel-sum-mor) n. A nick name for the Southern California city Lake Elsinore during summer months when the hot weather and stagnant lake water combine to create algea blooms and fish kills that produce a quite noticeble stench.
(LE Resident): I need to get the hell out out of here, the triple digit heat and stench here in Lake Smellsomemore is giving me a headache!
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A place to get some of that green shit.
A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!
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where wanda went before attacking kamar -taj in doctor strange in the multiverse of madness
wanda went to mother lake to transform
from wanda to the scarlet witch
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151 richest town in the US. In bergen county new jersey. Home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags. A place where one could count 10 or more mercedes/bmw's on the way to the supermarket. THE place to go for the best rolled dutches, hands down.
Being from franklin lakes, he could not chose between an M3 or an Escalade for his 17th birthday.
The rich family from franklin lakes had a hard time deciding if they wanted to buy property in the hamptons, nantucket, or a south beach penthouse.
Being rich aint easy.
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Place to go and have fun smoking weed and other weird shit.
Hey lets go to LC ( Lake Cargelligo) to get some shit.
Lets go down to Lake and break shops windows and shit.
What bout we roll some Asian Kid down in LC.
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one kick ass summer sleep away camp in starrucca, pennsylvania where everlasting friendships are created, unforgettable memories are made, and is the place most of your stories will take place.
If you're not at Island Lake than you're just at camp
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