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A sex position where no SLAP rounds are required.
Stacy is gonna get the Kentucky Plug tonight.
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When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.
Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.
The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.
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A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
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First pioneered by the eskimos, an arctic plug is when instead of a normal butt plug, you substitute it for a giant icicle and see how long it takes to melt it.
"Damn, that chick finished an Arctic Plug in 3 seconds, poor Jenny over there has frostbite on her cinnamon ring now."
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An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.
Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.
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1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.
1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.
2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.
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When you finger a girl for a while. Then you create a sensitive moment by hugging her while raising your hand towards your face to do the whiff test. This helps to avoid any embarrassment moments when you go down to munch her box.
Man: Dude, I couldn't even eat that girls box it was so nasty!!!
Friend: You should have done the "plug and Hug" bro!!!
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