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If you don’t like the word wig just use head rug instead
Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”
A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.
Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808
One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.
Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.
When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.
When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps
Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...
“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.
That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!
A day where it's more efficient to stay at home than to go anywhere. Whether you need to catch some z's, finish the homework due that day that you didn't do, or to simply lay down (like a rug) and reflect on life.
Friend: "hey! I didn't see you at school today, is everything okay?"
Person: "yeah I'm okay! I just needed a rug day."
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