anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."

rough anal

To have anal sex without the use of a lubricating agent.

Wow, Darrell is walking really funny today, Robbie must have performed rough anal on him last night.

anal shark

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali

Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"

Anal-drunk

Being so drunk that anything seems ok, even analsex. It is relevant for both males and females. (As males can be as drunk too.)

Brian: Damn, Marte was so drunk last night that she agreed to have analsex.
Dave: Its great when your girl is Anal-drunk.

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anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

Anal Plug

A derogatory reference to a person that's a real douche. A real cock. An overall prick who can only be equated to that of a sexual device shoved into one's rectum.

A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.

My boss is a real anal plug.

Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.

Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.

anal dash

Anal sex, only quick and unexpected. See: surprise buttsex

"She was all bent over, so I had to go for the anal dash."