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A blessed and happy woman who beat breast cancer, loves God, her wonderful husband, her 2 amazing daughters, and Plexus!
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An attention whore that always begs you to scratch her ass and takes up the entire bed. Usually a single mother that's hairy all over and will get jealous and sulk whenever you take attention from the guy she's sucking up to, even if he's technically YOUR boyfriend.
Not to be confused with Angel "Cora", a delightfully ticklish piece of eye candy.
"So, yesterday; I was cuddling with my boyfriend as usual, and Angel takes THAT as her cue to jump on the bed in-between us and DEMAND we both drop what we're doing to attend to her EVERY WHIM. Naturally, he pushed her off the bed with his foot."
"Fuck, I can't even type this example without her getting all up in my space bar! GO AWAY."
"Stop petting Angel so much! Look, now her hair's stuck all over the bed."
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The fucking biggest gay in the motherfucking galaxy
Angel:i fuck my boyfriend arlys in the ass
Me:you fucking big gay ass motherfucker
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Complete ass full of STDs.
He that type of nigga that fucks you and bust a nut to leave you with kids
Selfish and hella ugly
Got a Small ass dick
girl 1: who is that over there?
girl 2: thats angel , dont get close to him. hes a hoe
girl 2 : ewh
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This criminal in disguise is the smelliest girl on the Earth..
The name is deceiving
Trust me, if u think she smells anything like how she sounds.., ur absolutely wrong.
You can smell her breath from a mile away.
She has been advised to brush her teeth multiple times, but fails to input this into her lifestyle.
And her stench destroys every form of beauty that she may carry because it melts the layers of her skin.
Looking into her eyes is like staring at dust, so plain and lifeless.
When she speaks to you, protect your face because you’re surely about to take a shower.
Karen: Angel, you need to shower!
(Angel farts)
Angel: No, it hasn’t even been a week yet🙄
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An Angel is someone you'll want to keep and cherish. If you lose an Angel you'll never get her back. She's only here for the one time. Love her while you can. Be there for there her because she'll be there for you. Be honest with her because she trusts those who can only be honest. Small criticism are okay for her.
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