An adventourous male who enjoys walking around completley naked with his penis out. Dingo ballers usually hold in public gym locker rooms, steam rooms, and saunas and seem to be unavoidable.
Yo my gym sesh was completley soiled the other day
Whys that
In the sauna i got sandwiched between two dingo ballers it totally sucked
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the act of lawllig while balling
jack Yo bring red cups
matt lawller baller
alex this isnt accomplishing anything productive
Youโre only buddy that you can trust and will always have your back, there also really good at basketball :)
Woah my baller Buddy is pretty great!
A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.
The status Urban Dictionary editors get once they make 300 decisions. Relateable to epic victory.
Jason spent his whole weekend making difficult decisions on urban dictionary, but it so payed off when he earned Baller Stat!
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E-Baller: a self-hating, negative, insecure, creepy, friend-lacking, person that grows โballsโ on the internet that they do not have in real life in order to spend their sad life posting hateful comments about others to feel some level of importance.
lovebscott.com
dude, if i wasnt on the other side of the country and not sitting on my fat ass in my moms basement drinking orange soda, i would kick your ass! because im a total e baller.
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Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome
Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?
Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonightโฆ 21 points in the first quarter alone.
Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.
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