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The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.
When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.
...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...
Gian: Des, what are you having?
Des: Salad.
Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.
An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.
Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.
According New-Zealanders, Welsh and French, worst referee of all times. Very known for his (little) mistakes during the match between France and New Zealand in 2007 and to have let the Six Nations Match between France and Wales dure 100 minutes.
According him, forward passes, repetitive faults, bites or lies are right.
He also doesn't know the concept of "penalty try".
Considered as one of the best rugby referee by the IRB, which is certainly right, because the only reasons of his fame are his mistakes
Wayne Barnes isn't considered as the best rugby referee by some persons. This is an euphemism.
Kind at first then will eventually become a snake and ruin girls lives
No bro, don’t trust him he’s such a Marco Barnes
An awesome dude that is NOT gay and is a good friend
That person is a Tristan Barnes
A man who just wanted his darn plums and everything goes wrong...
Bucky Barnes "I WANT MAH PLUMS DUDE"