Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

Pulling blankets

Stretching out a long piece of foreskin above and beyond the penis’ length.

She was pulling blankets right as he came and his juice was trapped inside, avoiding her lips.

Perogies in a Blanket

It is when two roommates have sex with different girls at the same time in the same room on different beds.

Carlos: (wakes up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

Brandon: (wake up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

(they both smile and go back to sleep)

Later that day:

Carlos: Dude we just did Perogies in a Blanket

Brandon: Yeah that, that was different

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blanket ghost

When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla

I was in bed with a naked girl and i popped up a blanket ghost.

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blanket equality

Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.

Wow that person really cares about blanket equality.

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salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

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Hoover Blanket

(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.

"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."

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