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Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 11, 2009


Terrasexual

One whose sexual interests seem to be strictly limited to that of the earth and the creatures which inhabit it.

"Ya, its Sandra. She keeps buyin all these damn turkey burgers, i got nothin to eat anymore. Bloody terrasexuals."

"Ignoring the bewildered stares from the nearby villagers, the bulldozer and the terrasexual took one look at the sky, embraced the irony, and rode off into the night."

by thatkid129 May 26, 2009

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