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A gorgeous, unique, more seductive shade of blonde. Ranging from the color of honey to the shade of most beach sand. Generally makes a woman appear more mysterious and sexy since it is not as common/ordinary as brunette and not as fake looking as lighter blonde hair. (Also can be called "dark blonde")
"Actually, dirty blondes do it better."
"Forget about plain old blondes and brunettes, dirty blonde's where it's at."
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The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.
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A blonde who is dumb (in other words, a blonde). Also see: "Redundant."
Paris Hilton is a dumb blonde.
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A girl who dyes her hair blonde.
ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.
Half of california.
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He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.
Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.
Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.
A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.
Hey look over there!
Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?