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When one's ballsack dips into the toilet water during defecation; typically an accident, though other cases have been observed.
This morning I was taking a shit and surprised myself with a Low Country Boil! My balls are STILL shriveled up!
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When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.
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A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.
Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.
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To use when telling someone to calm down
John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode!
Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it'll be alright
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When you eat out your wife or girlfriend's hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy ass after she's been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. Very popular during the summer baseball season.
After another great Cardinals victory on a hot July day, Frank got his wife back home right after the game and she fed him a juicy boiled ham dinner.
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To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.
Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.
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1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating
2. they are excellent for titty sex
1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!
2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.
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