Jimmy Buffet

The female equivalent of 'Rosie Palmer'.

Laura - Hey Gina, what are you up to today?
Gina - I am feeling kind of blue so I was thinking of having Jimmy Buffet over to buff the muffin.

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Fish Buffet

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

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brown buffet

A collection of food that has hasn’t properly been digested as it expels from your bowels yet stained from bile. A whole mushroom with a yellow-brown stain? A bunch of them? Maybe a spinach leaf or two? The more the merrier.

Gather on a plate, serve, and maybe use something to neutralize the odor *chef’s kiss*

“Man I can’t believe Terry’s actually eating your brown buffet”

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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.

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buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.

damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.

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million dollar buffet

A group of good looking people in the same place at the same time.

(Made by Emma mc on ft to Leah Mc and Erin T)

Woah look at this million dollar buffet.

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

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