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A "reality" porn website where two guys pretend to pick up random girls on the street and pay them to have sex in the back of a moving car.
Dude, I just saw your sister on Bang Bus!
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Fake, totally unintersesting porn site that has become extremely popular in some bizarre, metaphysical manner. Often credited with single-handedly starting the God-awful trend of "reality" porn sites. Follows the adventures of a handful of bad actors and general wankers employed by porn juggernaut Ox Entertainment. Can typically be seen in and around South Florida paying fat, used-up, coke-shooting skanks $700 to ride around in a van and get reamed by one of the ugly freaks of nature that resides therein. Even then, if you dare conjure up any semblence of an erection, it's usually quelled by a certain wheezing, giggling, cackling, totally obnoxious bastard going by the name of Dirty Sanchez. Very little is known about this mysterious individual, other than the fact that he insists on cracking bad jokes the entire time and seems to get off on random, amateurish zooming and panning. A bunch of equally stupid and low-quality porn sites that feature many of the same girls along with the same lame-brained actors are included as extras for those deluded enough to actually buy a subscription to this shitopia. Even worse than Milf Hunter.
"Hey baby gurrrr hahahahaha wanna like ga hahahaha like come ride with us? Hahahaha, dude, dude, dude!!"
-Dirty Sanchez
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the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.
Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.
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A list of people you'd like to see on a bus driving off a cliff. The person you despise the most is the driver of this theoretical bus.
My bus list is so big I'd need a Greyhound to fit them all.
After all these years, Karl Malone is still the driver on my bus list.
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A bus that has been painted hippie style, then transformed in the back. Instead of seats, there is a watterbed with red lights shining through with sexy fish swimming around inside. Then when someone is driving it bumps a lot for added pleasure. Make sure that you cram the back full of people. Also make sure there is sexual music to set the tone.
Boy: Are you ready to abord the GROOVY BUS baby?
Girl: Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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1) A TV show on the Disney Channel that ran for 6 minutes. Takes place on the green 217, where 4 friends sort out their ups and downs, along with cliques such as Goths, skaters and brainboxes. Nominated at the BAFTAs.
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2) Life on a bus
1) "What're you watching?"
"Bus Life."
"Oh, yeah! Isn't that on Disney?"
"Mmhmm. Don't you think Rick is attractive though?"
"Nah - I prefer the goth!"
2) "My bus life is so gooooooooood at the mo."
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The person that brings us to hell
Omg here comes the bus driver again time to go to hell
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