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number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.

Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.

by jjbugs October 27, 2018


Number 15

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4-channer uploaded a photo anonymous photo to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement, "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on - but that's even worse, so if you like foot lettuce in your burger, Number 15 is for you.

by Yuri_Dopted December 30, 2020


man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.

by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010


Rejigged the numbers

To readjust figures to suit ones Business

Alan: Listen Rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your FIRED.

Rose: What do mean

Alan: I was looking at the figures for the business and that fucking bullshit pet therapy idea would have royaly fucked the business, were already fucked enough as it is. so I rejigged the numbers and your gone

Rose: (crying)

Alan: Dont give me that shit, Get the Fuck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont fucking come back!

by HawkGunner July 11, 2008


STAD Number

STAD represents the "four bad things" teenagers are told not to do. Each letter stands for one of these things; Sex, Tobacco, Alcohol, and Drugs

An individual gains a point for each category he or she participates in, a 0 being the most pure, a 4 being the most corrupted.

Girl 1: What do you think of that girl in math class?
Girl 2: All I know is that after last night, she has a STAD Number of 4.
Girl 1: No way!

by AKAmazing December 1, 2011


the number of the beast

666

the number of the beast is literally just 666

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021


Frothy numbers

A financial budget that is submitted whose financial objectives is impossible to achieve.

"Did Chris submit his budget?"
"Yes, he did. But I don't think he going to make any of the numbers."
"Oh, I see. Frothy numbers right?"
"Yup."

by KUJ February 19, 2016