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Meaning: Someone who is very annoying
Oh my god... you are such a Cactus Bitch! Just leave me alone already!
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A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.
Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"
Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"
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When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.
Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.
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Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
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When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.
"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"
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noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
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The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.
I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.
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