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set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine
...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend
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Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious
and it... d o e s
. - .
why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing
Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .
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Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
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A lightskin fine nigga that got hoes and im one of his hoes that he pimp
Oh look at calvin pippin he so fine look at his waves.
to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.
"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"
(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.