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This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.
Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"
Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
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when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D
:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates
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Someone who swallows the head-cheese of someone else's cock. Usually used as an insult.
Person 1: I'm not gay!
Person 2: Yes you are, you fucking head-cleaning faggot cunt! You love gobbling on crusty cock-snot you fucking head cleaner queer!
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One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.
A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother
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The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle
that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self
Dad and mom in an argument
Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup
Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts
Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice
from under he sink, can you get me more?
Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!
Dad: get him to the er now!
Little timmy: dies
the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra
That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.
When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners
LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol