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When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.
I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.
IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN
MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.
A more appealing word for solitary confinement
Jake shanked tommy at lunch today. He's going into the temporary coffin
Temporary coffin is a more appealing word for solitary confinement
Jake shanked tommy at lunch, jake is going in to the temporary coffin.
When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
When there is an earthquake and all the bodies in Coffins shake violently to make their loved ones do the Mexican shake
Guy 1: Hey is your house okay after the earthquake?
Guy 2 No but at least my neighborhood grave yard sounded like Coffin Maracas.
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Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...