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Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.
a term to indicate girls (mostly Asian) who wanna be colonized by their dominant white boyfriends.
Those girls usually look down on Asian guys, Black guys and other minorities.
She said "I only date white guys. It's just a preference."
What a Colonized-Boo!
A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.