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Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011


kade colon

kade colon is bald

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish

by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019


colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010


Amanda Colon

The best thing since sliced bread is the super short version. She is as beautiful as the sun and stars. She has a smile that sparkles and a laugh that makes any man weak. She may be manipulative at times but underneath it all she really truly cares. Amanda Colon is a princess that deserves the world and should be taken care of like the little one she is. She has passion and care like no other. Nobody can compare. This is only the short version on how to define Amanda Colon

Amanda Colon won the 2018 award for cutest princess

by tbrosen March 02, 2019


Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 10, 2010


colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019


Alex Colon

Absolute fucking blood bath

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.

by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020