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Conditioned

No. I'm not. But I bet saying that made you feel good, didn't it?

Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2023


unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022


Air conditioner

When the child or children in the home don't biologically belong to you, but you step up and take the role and responsibility. The parent of said children is under the air conditioner as to say that they owe you sexually or in a sexual favor.

Yes dear I understand but it's the air conditioner here.

by Air conditioner man March 3, 2024


AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.

Fucking air conditioners

by miki_kimi123 March 9, 2021


Conditioner Effect

When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.

Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.

No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!

by Caiman1 April 1, 2019


conditionalize

putting condition on a situation or feeling

why you gotta conditionalize my love like that

by big papa_D March 12, 2010


blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 March 25, 2014