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When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
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A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.
1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.
When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).
Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.
Also know as spray zone
Also known as Class of Covid, the Corona Kids, or the Quarantine Kids; This generation of students refers to the graduating class of 2020, who unfortunately had what was supposed to be their most significant and memorable stage of their senior year snatched by the spread of the silent killer disease known as the coronavirus.
Daughter: "Hey dad, what did you wear to your prom? "
Dad: "We've been through this, I was apart of the Class of Corona, so prom wasn't exactly something we did."
Daughter: "Oh... ok. Wait, does that mean you didn't have a graduation ceremony either?! "
Dad: "...*sigh*..."
Daughter: "Ha! Imagine going to school for 12 years only to not be able to graduate properly. Tuff.
Dad: "Our generation only lived through pain, little one."
Daughter: "OWAIT, not only did you not have the ceremony, but this all went down about two months before it! HAH!"
Dad: "..."
A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
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What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.
Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?
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Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.
A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.
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