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couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019


unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 06, 2023


Texan Cramp

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

by Meat_Whistle February 27, 2023


messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.

I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!

by gargoyle6969 September 06, 2010


cyber cramp

A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.

Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!

by Sushiray June 24, 2014


Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long

"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"

by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017


Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 09, 2023