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That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.
I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!
"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"
A bullet wound.
Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.
I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!
A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.
Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!
The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps