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July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day
The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
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a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.
"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"
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I started doing this that and the third...
Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
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I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?
Meg; I have crippling depression
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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
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This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...
Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"