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custom gay is when you accessorize your own pride outfit for Pride!!
gay #1: omg look at him/her/them they’re so custom gay!
You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
When people make their own versions of pepe.
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin