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1. The best place in detroit to get heroin althought the dealers are stupid and some barely speak english they are always fast so you don't have to wait long also it is the place to get the best mexican food and mexican products also most mexicans reside in southwest
Southwest detroit has the best heroin you can pick it up in the springwells area.
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Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.
She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.
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The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.
The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.
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The way detroit plays basketball and the reason we fuck over all other teams and are the champs.
Announcer: Ben wallace just dunked nasty.
Mase: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!
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When you catch your woman cheating on you and you kill her lover, her then yourself.
He was so distraught when he caught his wife cheating on him, he ended it via a Detroit Divorce - shooting both his wife and her lover then turning the gun on himself.
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an example of a weak inferior team. often times an automatic, guaranteed victory
...Guy: hey dude who do you like in the Laker game tonight? Guy2: friggin' kidding me bro? they're playing the DETROIT LIONS of basketball, its a lock. Lakers 129 - Clippers 83
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