The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.
Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.
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an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
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to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
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inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison
dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho
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To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.
Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.