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What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, you sneak right up your back address, Kay? Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and you're fucking your own ass and pulling off your crank at the self-same time.
I was bored at home so I Double Frogmanned myself.
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A reference to the clothing brand Coco Chanel.
Double C's on the fit, that's that drip drip- Chinese Kitty
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A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.
"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"
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To hold a budlight in one hand and a pipe packed with pot in the other.
Last night I double buded and got fucked up.
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To get gang banged by two men, the same thing as gang bang but only uses two men/or/ or boys
The girl was going to meet up with a boy, but he ended up bringing someone else so basically she was going to get double teamed.
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Being unfair with others yet enabling certain people to do what you didn't let the others do.
For example, you have a bowl of chips that everyone can eat from but you don't allow certain people at the party to have the chips.
Double Standards can also apply to genders. Like, it's not weird to see a woman wearing men's clothing but it's very odd to see a man wearing women's clothing. So double standards come in different circumstances.
(both men notice a shy girl)
Man 1: What's the matter with her?
Man 2: Oh, she's just shy.
Man 1: That's hot!
(the girls see Man 2)
Girl 1: What's his problem?
Girl 2: He isn't very social
Girl 1: What a creep!
Man 1: This is a Double Standard, my friends.
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A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.
I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.
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