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This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”
Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.
Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".
The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.
accidentally force choke someone to death just before orgasm
I gave her a drunken wookie.
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A DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt) is aterm that describes a girl who is easy, which is to say that she is not in a formal relationship and will easily have sexual relations with any person that strikes her fancy. She gets invited to Drunken Pussy Circus' in order to be liquered up and willingly exploited by guys who want to engage in sexual randomness. She will do anything to get guys attentions including but not limited too: Making out with other girls (and other guys girls!), getting naked for boys, drink, smoke, and give oral sex freely.
Amy's such a DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt), she was flashing everyone all night!
Yo man, John's having a bunch of DPC's (Drunken Pussy Cunt) at his house
later!
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Occurs when two people are playing a drinking game and their friends want to get the ball rolling on them fuckin' that night.
Barbie and Ken have to kiss for Stacy's drunken hook-up card.
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a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches
"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."
"dude darryl's a total dro"
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A fighting style developed by an Irishman that resides in upstate New York. The style requires a minimum Blood Alcohol Content of .12. The style consists of several unarmed forms as well as weapons, which include a pool stick, chair leg or a glass beer bottle.
How'd you get that black eye Jimmy?
some guy at the pub pwned me with Irish Drunken Boxing...
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