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Turn off the water to the toilet. Flush the toilet until the bowl and tank are empty. Leave a Turd in the toilet.
A great joke we used to play while out on a road trip was to leave a 'Dry Bowl' in the motel room of our team mates.
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Experiencing the reflex of urinating. When your dog has used all of his pee to mark all of the territories possible; so when he lifts his leg, nothing comes out.
Much like a dry heave, dry peeve is the reflex without production.
My dog didn’t piss on your tree, it’s just a dry peeve.
I tried to go pee, but nothing came out. Just a dry peeve I guess.
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1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.
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A combination of drunk and high. You can usually expect the spins afterward depending on how drunk you are.
"I drank a lot last night, and I smoked a lot last night. I was dry as fuck."
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To dry lab is to make up data in a scientific experiment, as opposed to observe or experiment in order to obtain it. Usually this is done in response to pressures to finish the experiment by unethical researchers.
It was getting past 4:30, so Kagame decided to dry lab her experiment in organic chemistry by plugging in plausible figures.
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1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.
interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!
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It's a sexual climax that does not result in ejaculation.
Johnny had a dry orgasm while with his cheap tido.
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