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Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 23, 2011

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama October 23, 2008

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the envy corps

A rock band from south central Iowa (the Des Moines/Ames area). They play music that sounds similar to acts like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and Coldplay. The members of The Envy Corps are (in alphabetical order) Brandon Darner, Luke Pettipoole, David Yoshimura, and Scott Yoshimura.

The Envy Corps play great music.

by Kim L. August 5, 2006

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


mopar envy

Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead

That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.

hes got mopar envy.

by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sheen-is envy

Jealousy of anyone with a "winning" lifestyle

You see the look on that dudes face when I was making out with Caryn last night? That hater definitely had "Sheen-is envy"going on! Doesn't matter to me, I'm still winning

by Markytheballa3 March 15, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 10, 2007

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž