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A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.
"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection
A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish
We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside
When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
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During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"
When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.
"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."
When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
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- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically
They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.
Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.