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When you really want to do something but your nervous. Term can be used both literally or metaphorically
They all had nervous erections for the mountain pass. They had wanted to do the hike for a while but it was going to be difficult and dangerous in parts.
Rob had a nervous erection. She was the perfect combination of hot and willing but he was worried about not performing and cumping again.
The angle at which a penis rests when erect.
When the penis reaches an angle of erection greater than 90 degrees the test subjects were more easily knocked out due to the majority of their blood circulating through their genitals.
When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.
"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."
When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection
Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.
When the clitoris is vibrating at a high frequency. (When somebody is really mad)
”Damn she got a mad vaginalic erection”
”Yeah bro shes been crazy this week”
Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"
"Shhhh."
"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"
"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
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