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the way to know whos dating who
"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"
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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
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A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.
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Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
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A imaginary place where losers can pretend to have friends.
Facebook is a cool place, I have 200 friends and 110 are girls.
Have fun kissing your screen loser!
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More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....
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A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
boy1: I should make a Facebook
Boy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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