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A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”
Father Nomad is a anti religious cult leader who is trying to eliminate toxicity on Omegle.
Father Nomad can be found in video games and on social platforms throughout the internet. His followers are called his children or Nomadic disciples.
Do you know who would listen to you?
Who?
Father Nomad
A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
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The ultimate fuck boy. Fuck boy supreme.
Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
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The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.
'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'
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A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.
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Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"
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