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A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after 1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life threatening falls to the turf.
Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth looks like he must have broken his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...
No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.
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When someone has been up late playing Rocket League, they are too tired to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.
Don't expect Johnny to be getting up anytime soon, he is suffering from Rocket League fatigue.
A mysterious illness that only affects fans of Star Wars.
Fan#1: I know you've been diagnosed with Star Wars Fatigue, but Jar Jar: A star wars story is playing...
Fan#2: I'd rather go see Fast and the Furious 32: The ghost of Paul Walker returns
Noun. Abbrev. EFS
Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
A: Have you seen Sarah lately?
B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.
A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.
B: Can she be cured?
A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.
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A state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations.
I think I've got Compliance Fatigue Syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.
The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.
Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.
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The condition of football fans getting tired of watching the same teams (Bama & Clemson play every year in the college football playoff. Also known as program envy. Particularly affects inferior football teams, fans, players and historically underachieving programs like the South Carolina Gamecocks.
I can't take it anymore! I have Clemson Bama fatigue again.