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Star Wars Fatigue

A mysterious illness that only affects fans of Star Wars.

Fan#1: I know you've been diagnosed with Star Wars Fatigue, but Jar Jar: A star wars story is playing...

Fan#2: I'd rather go see Fast and the Furious 32: The ghost of Paul Walker returns

by HanAsSolo May 29, 2018


Infinity Gauntlet

A plot device that is able to reset movie franchises.

*with Infinity gauntlet, thanos snaps finger*

Woman: I think we'll name our son Rian Johns....what?...Where did he go?

George Lucas: The galaxy far far away will be in great hands under the leadership of Kathleen Kenne-

KK: Mr. Lucas, I don't feel so good...

George Lucas: You're all right.

KK: I don’t know what’s happening.. I don’t want to go.. please.. I don’t want to go. (as she fades away)

KK: Mr. Lucas, I’m sorry.

by HanAsSolo May 30, 2018

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