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A person with the balls to run into a burning building to stave lives while the pussys run out.
Hey can I fuck you?Im a fire fighter:D
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one who, having consumed a considerable number of 'mick mills'(pills) and can be seen to be pulling 10 G's in a comical caricature of a fighter pilot.
i walked in the club and it was jammed with fighter pilots off their cakes.
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Cockney slang
n. a cigarette lighter.
you got a street fighter? i need to light my grette
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The true sexual identity of The Foo Fighters
alt. People who fight foo by taking it in the boo.
You can't call them the Foo Fighters anymore; they take it in the butt so they're the Boo Foo Fighters
alt. Boo Foo Fighters fight foo by taking it up the boo foo.
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When you shave your pubes into a Hitler mustache and then fuck a Jewish girl
when I found out she was in the Jewish sorority I sneaked into her bathroom, used her razor, and then gave her Hitler's stealth fighter
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A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.
Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.
Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.
a sex partner.
Idle hands do the devil's work.
If one keeps those hands on someone else, less mischief more monkey biz.
She's a ruthless crime fighter. We made her room safe for hours. She tagged, bagged and totally busted me.
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