flex luthor

to be a swole billionaire

Flex Luthor only exists in myths for now

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Flex Thunderstache

The manliest name in existence.

Person A: "Hey, what's his name?"
Person B: "Flex Thunderstache."

*Person A just shit their pants. They can't handle the 100% man that Flex thunderstache is.*

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Flex on 'em!

"Flex on 'em!" is a phrase used by an individual to state their physical dominance over another.

Samuel: Did you just see Eddie pack the shit out of Donald?!
Daniel: Yo Eddie, "Flex on 'em!"

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sex-flex

a nervous twitch during an orgasm or just before intercourse, in which one individual "flinches"...a bit like tourettes....and makes the other person included in the sexual act laugh and chuckle...laughing and chuckeling is a major turn on for some people...so people with a "sex flex" are not left lonely!!!

person 1: mmm....yeah baby
person 2: *twitches*
person 1: omg wht was that?! hahaha! u sex-flexed!!! oh yesss! i am the god of sex!!!
person 2: *blushes* i have ....tourettes....
person 1: sex-flexing is THE biggest turn on ever.....mmmm.....do it again....

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[toe flex]

When having sex you stick the big toe in to the vagina and flex in the g-spot. You continue this until she has an orgasm.

To get her to have an orgasm I gave her my famous toe flex

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suttle flex

A Major flex But also Lowkey The point of Killing everyone and everything But Also doing It in the most humble way

"I seen what you wore the other day, it was a suttle Flex 😎"

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flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

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