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A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.
She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!
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George - "Why did we have to evacuate the pool?"
Mark - "Some kid made a coke float"
George - "Raunchy"
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To rain.
It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!
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is a type of sexual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and shits in a glass. Then the male partner is arroused to the point of ejaculation and creates a nice foamy topping of jism. Afterwards either partner drinks it.
"Maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?"
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The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
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This would be when someone squeezes off a hay-maker with a pungent, show-stopping odor, yet is undetected phonetically. It creates a tremendous hang time and silently sneaks up on it's unsuspecting victims.
OMG dud! Did you just float a buscuit? That is fucking rank.
Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?
Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
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When receiving oral during the operations of a vehicle "roadhead" from whore, you relieve gas "fart" the whore vomit in your lap and causes you to wreck, resulting in taking out half of the A&W restaurant CarHop!
I had an A&W float experience, not only did my insurance canceled me but she will not return my calls.
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