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don't. please. don't.
you don't realize how many people care for you. even though you say that people do not care for you, don't die. don't cut yourself. yes, i've dealt with this before and i almost did die, but i just realized that it's you who cares for you, dont kill yourself. people are there who love you, even though im a stranger i love you so much. please do talk to someone if youre having suicidial thoughts.
suicide hotline list:
person 1: i fucking hate myself. i wanna kill myself.
person 2: don't. :(
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what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred
*breaks pencil lead*
“i’m gonna kill myself”
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A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
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What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.
Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!
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a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry
person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry
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An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.
"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"
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A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku
Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*
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