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when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.
Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.
A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.
Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?
Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.
When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.
The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.
A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it
Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.
A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.
A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.
For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.