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The natural sensation of pure bliss at the sight of farm animals, especially male chickens.
"I went for a drive in Vermont the other day, and mannn, seeing the farm animals in the fields just gave me a natural high, a cock high if you will..."
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Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn
Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(
A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.
Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?
Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.
Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."
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Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle
Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.
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A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.
Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.