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cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.

Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.

by RBAK January 27, 2017


Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 18, 2022


fuzzy kickstand

In Second Life, when a neko or kitsune type avatar falls asleep standing up, and their tail stops them from falling over. Similar to a bicycle kickstand.

When Caitlynn fell asleep after her set, her fuzzy kickstand kept her from falling on the floor.

by Karisene June 19, 2020


Fuzzy buzzy

Bee

That fuzzy buzzy stung me!

by Bamfalamf March 28, 2018


Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it

Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.

by JosephKnows June 20, 2020


Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.

For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.

by LunaSeaHound March 31, 2016


fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014