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Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017


The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023


gerbil

someone who likes old men

rhea mcanenny loves robert downey jr. she is a gerbil
stupid creep

by slxc August 26, 2019


Gerbil

The act of inserting gerbils rectally for sexual pleasure.

Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!

by Urdickismine December 2, 2021


Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 6, 2020


gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 19, 2024


Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022