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Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.
Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”
Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
The act of inserting gerbils rectally for sexual pleasure.
Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!
Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."
Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!
I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!
Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?