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Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine
Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".
Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.
A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.
Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me
To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.
Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.
An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.
Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.
I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.