Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

gram carbide

what dumb asses put as an answer on a test

Q. What is another name for gamma FeOOH?
A. gram carbide?

A gram of Buisson

Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.

Usually forbidden by most states.

Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"

Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"

Lindsey Gram

A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.

You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.

Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!

jam-a-gram

the primary form of communication for old animal jam players

3RD GRADER IN 2017: ey buddy hop on ajpw after school i needa shoot you a jam-a-gram its about my e-bf