arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

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urban gravy

The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet.

I busted my ass getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.

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gravy-swipe

The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".

"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "

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knicker gravy

Excessive lady's snail trail promoted by warmer weather.

I say dear, is that knicker gravy or my jiz?

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man gravy

Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter

I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.

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myasthenia gravis

Myasthenia gravis is a chronic autoimmune neuromuscular disease characterized by varying degrees of weakness of the skeletal muscles of the body.

I have myasthenia gravis

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BABY GRAVY

jism; sperm.

I ejaculated a quart and a half of baby gravy within the confines of her love canal.

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