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string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

18👍 4👎


Shit in the bed

A major break down and/or collaspe with ugly conotations. Usually used to describe market activity.

The stock market really shit in the bed today after the release poor jobs data.

by Sauceman December 27, 2005

20👍 7👎


urban gravy

The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet.

I busted my ass getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.

by Sauceman January 14, 2005

9👍 1👎


funky treasure

A three dimensional skidmark or giant moist dingleberry.

Those enchiladas left a funky treasure in my shorts which caused major chaffing problem as I walked down the beach. Often requires a check wipe

by Sauceman January 12, 2005


dam break

A flood through the lower G.I. tract/colon after the constipation/blockage breaks free. See assplosion

I had notshitin a week but the greasy breakfast and large pot of coffee this AM sparked a messy dam break by mid AM.

by Sauceman January 12, 2005


Sauceman

A being of pure Sauce with ultimate powers of amazement

Sauceman is amazing, I love him.

by Sauceman January 10, 2004

35👍 10👎


Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

by Sauceman December 27, 2005

54👍 21👎