dam break

A flood through the lower G.I. tract/colon after the constipation/blockage breaks free. See assplosion

I had notshitin a week but the greasy breakfast and large pot of coffee this AM sparked a messy dam break by mid AM.

string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

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Shit in the bed

A major break down and/or collaspe with ugly conotations. Usually used to describe market activity.

The stock market really shit in the bed today after the release poor jobs data.

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funky treasure

A three dimensional skidmark or giant moist dingleberry.

Those enchiladas left a funky treasure in my shorts which caused major chaffing problem as I walked down the beach. Often requires a check wipe

urban gravy

The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet.

I busted my ass getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.

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Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

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Sauceman

A being of pure Sauce with ultimate powers of amazement

Sauceman is amazing, I love him.

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