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tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.

by million-year-man July 27, 2012


Rag hag

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.

She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag

by ManleyGreaseMissile March 18, 2022


Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.

I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.

by DOGMAD June 29, 2018


Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.

Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.

by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010


Hag fandom

1st generation and 2nd generation fandoms are widely knows as hag fandom even though the fandoms consists of people from different age groups

A: That hag fandom is here

B: Who?
C: that super junior fandom called elf's found my tweets HELPDHHGHJJ

by Kyupengkyu June 6, 2021


Joe Hag

A bitch that sucks ass at his job.

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019


hag-lag

to miss spending your midnightly hours with your special someone due to technical restructuring, personal disabilities or time zones.
getting their answers two days later just won't do it. just won't.

"she experienced a significant hag-lag in her communication efforts."
"he claimed to go through a hag-lag with his favourite site's new modus operandi."

by Krkič March 28, 2021